YOU BETTAH TWERK, BITCH
Just as I suspected: Nasty girl Miley Cyrus dared to twerk and the responses towards her booty-popping were some prudish, pearl-clutching, stone-throwing, pitch fork-waiving, torch-lighting, name-calling, and a wishful career-killing backlash that would either make or break a bitch. White folks were so offended that they were sizing her up for a straight jacket. […]