The following is a lil’ sumethin’-sumethin’ I wrote for The Fight Magazine, just in time for the holidays. If you had told me ten years ago that–not only would I be writing about how to make it through the holidays clean and sober, but that I would also allow the publication of a photo […]
“You’re too nice for me.” He tells him. “Too nice!?” He responds with incredulous outrage. “How ELSE am I supposed to BE!!!???” “I meant ‘for me‘….” is all the other guy could add. What exactly does it mean when a guy is too nice? When you like somebody and you want them to […]
“I got a buzz going. And my vagina is still intact…it’s been a good night.” Drunk hoochie girl inside the elevator of The Hard Rock Cafe Hotel-San Diego. She was going to her room after a night of partying. What in the HELL was I doing at the Hard Rock Cafe Hotel in San Diego […]
2 HEARTS THAT BEAT AS 1 “Bitch, get your ass over here!” My friend Stanky screamed breathlessly into his smart phone over loud music. “Stacy Q is doing a meet and greet at Trunks. She’s signing autographs, hurry!” I totally remember singer Stacy Q. She’s mostly known for that I-I-I-I-I-I- need you… “Two of Hearts” […]