Facebook has become the new obituary for modern society. It’s the only way I find out when people die these days. All it takes is one post and the news spreads faster than you can click “like” after reading something that you probably shouldn’t be liking in the first place (the “like” […]
Saying you’re an addict and NOT an alcoholic and then adding that you’re clean but not sober is kinda like spraying cologne on a dirty asshole and telling yourself you don’t need a shower (I hate cologne queens). The same goes for people who say they’re sober and then light a joint or pop […]
Ugh!!! Some guy blew my FB private message UP this morning asking me how much I weigh and talkin’ about how he wants me to give him bareback piggy back rides. I was like, how much do I weigh? Is this bitch for real? They say women lie about their weight and men lie about their height. […]
Happy people make me mad. Period. But I don’t really give a shit about people posting happy pictures of themselves on Facebook. I’m too damn busy posting happy pictures of my own to notice. Then again it’s kind of depressing seeing people go on about: Look at me. Life is good. This is fun. Lots […]
I took this photo inside the Starbucks that’s on the corner of Sunset Blvd and Gower St back in November 2011. I posted the photo on FB and for the most part people were like “W.hat T.he. F.uck!!!???” Ghetto-ness aside, I find it funny as all fuck. The balls of these two men lugging in […]
“I was drunk…if I don’t remember, it never happened.” That was my calling card whenever my ass was called out for my tawdry behavior after a night of heavy drinking and drugging. Unfortunately, I was cursed to remember every single sordid detail with blow-by-blow clarity whenever I crawled out of bed (not always my own) […]
. I actually posted that Gwen Stefani was “standing in front‘ of the My 12 Step Store” on my FB wall, cuz that’s where I saw her standing, more or less. I knew she had just gotten her nails did at the ghettofied nail shop next door to the Got 12 Store, but where’s the […]
SAD ROMANCE I was in my facebook page the other day purging all the endless puppies, prayers, candies, angels, hearts, smiles, and other random app crap that continues to pollute my profile, which people send me blindly and without much meaning, while they pass the time at their 9 to 5. They hope I like […]