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October 23, 2018

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ALCOHOLIC / ADDICT

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  Saying you’re an addict and NOT an alcoholic and then adding that you’re clean but not sober is kinda like spraying cologne on a dirty asshole and telling yourself you don’t need a shower (I hate cologne queens).  The same goes for people who say they’re sober and then light a joint or pop

GIVE ME BARE BODY RIDES

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  Ugh!!!  Some guy blew my FB private message UP this morning asking me how much I weigh and talkin’ about how he wants me to give him bareback piggy back rides. I was like, how much do I weigh?  Is this bitch for real? They say women lie about their weight and men lie about their height. 

GIVE ME HAPPY

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Happy people make me mad.  Period.  But I don’t really give a shit about people posting happy pictures of themselves on Facebook.  I’m too damn busy posting happy pictures of my own to notice.   Then again it’s kind of depressing seeing people go on about:  Look at me.  Life is good.  This is fun.  Lots

THE ‘I WAS DRUNK’ CARD

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  “I was drunk…if I don’t remember, it never happened.”  That was my calling card whenever my ass was called out for my tawdry behavior after a night of heavy drinking and drugging.  Unfortunately, I was cursed to remember every single sordid detail with blow-by-blow clarity whenever I crawled out of bed (not always my own)

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