CANDY FOR THE SKULL

“You’re supposed to jam it inside your hole.”  Says me.

“What?”

“Stick it deep in there.”

“I did stick it inside.  It falls right out.”

“Maybe you have a very loose hole.”

“What!?  I don’t like the way this conversation is sounding.”

“I’m just sayin’; maybe if you didn’t have such a huge gaping hole, it wouldn’t fall out.  What’s another word for a huge hole? Cavernous?  Abysmal? Yawning? You have a big hole.”

“My hole is NOT loose.  My hole is actually too tight.  I put the head in there and it just pops right out when I stick it inside.  Don’t tell me I have a loose hole.  My hole is too tiny.  Maybe YOU have a big hole.”

“My hole is just right; not too big; not too small.  It fits perfectly, actually.”

“Ugh! Quit talking about my hole.  Do you want these or not?”

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And that’s how I got this new pair of Skullcandy headphones, on account of my friend has hole issues.

I’m not crazy about the Reggae Rasta colors.

But they fit me perfectly.

What did you think we were talking about?

Luv,
Me