WEST HOLLYWOOD WATER WORKS
Here’s a testament to lousy driving in Los Angeles. According to witness Kevin Chase, a dumbfuck driving a truck (I’m bustin’ rhymes) clipped a fire hydrant on the corner of Sweetzer Ave and Santa Monica Blvd (the other Boulevard of Broken Dreams), which is right in front of our beloved West Hollywood City Hall. Water shot straight up past the three-story complex–giving a new meaning to the words, “money shot.” If only this would have happened a week later during gay pride weekend; it coulda/woulda been a perfect opportunity for a wet t-shirt contest–and by wet t-shirts, I’m referring to wet boys (sorry ladies).
Anyway, this is a cautionary tale–not about driving safety, but about public parking. I’m sure this fountain display cost the city a pretty pot of pennies, so you best believe those parking bitches are gonna be out with a thick pad of parking citations.
And that concludes my weekend bit of Weho news.