Trader Joe

December 15, 2013

THE OPPOSITE OF CUTE STYLE

I can NOT believe what I witnessed at Trader Joe’s today. My ass saw a grown-ass man going about his shopping business while wearing what I can only best describe as a baby onesie that was specially designed for someone overgrown. I had to do a double take, cuz at first glance it looked […]

November 1, 2009

HOT AND HOMELESS

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He kinda had it goin’ on, standing at about 5,11’, with thick wavy, naturally dirty blondish hair. His doe-shaped eyes were bright blue with long curly copper-colored lashes. His perfect teeth were unnaturally bleached into one of those annoying winning smile. His face was more rounded than chiseled, but his tan was always the perfect […]