I can’t stand that moment when I have to piss like Seabiscuit, but can’t because someone inside the dookie dispenser is taking forever. Then come to find out that the ass wipe inside isn’t exactly making dookie—nope, instead he’s in the loo having a mini selfie photo shoot while I’m outside dancing on one leg, […]
There is evidence that evil exists in the world–that’s for sure, but I’m not much of a believer in the devil; at least not in the biblical sense of the word–not much more than I believe that God is a white man with a white beard looking over a white fluffy cloud. My mother never […]
So let’s get something clear here…the hand blow dryers that you see above, which is located in the men’s locker room or restroom at your local gym is exactly for THAT–drying your hands. Sometimes they place these blow dryers high on the wall so that you could dry your hair I imagine, but NOWHERE is […]
I had an Angelyne sighting the other day. I witnessed the OG Hollywood Billboard Queen doing her usual deal, which consists of luring a bunch of Weho Queens to the back of her Barbie pink corvette, offering them a free Angelene postcard or sticker and then she works her pink glitter magic to get them […]