Mother Nature’s vexing warnings of heavy rain did not deter the gaggle of gays from attending White Party 2016 in Palm Springs this past weekend. I read somewhere there was an attendance of 30,000 homos spreading themselves thin (literally) and doing a balancing act to try and hit up as many of the seven events […]
I could not help but notice a silly strain of a trend that’s latching itself into the sporty fashion sense of my fellow fagged ones and trying to spread itself throughout West Hollywood muscle queens and beyond. Numerous times, I have spied with my good eye a small bunch of guys promenading aloofly up […]
Madonna has been snubbed for a Grammy this year. No newsflash there. It’s not even upsetting at this point. She’s never been much of a Grammy darling. The woman just came up on a 30-year milestone in the music biz and she gets no kind of respect or recognition from the music biz. 30 years, […]
GARBAGE “Shut Your Mouth” Welcome We love you We hate you We love you We want you We need you We wish we were like you They say you’re a saint You’re a whore You’re a sinner That he had you He made you He can’t live without you Would you confess if we […]
I get a shitload of newsletters from PR people promoting everything from sober guys in drag doing a production of the Broadway musical AAnnie, to tidbits from the desk of David Forest, the mega agent madam to aging porn stars peddling this or that new porn face that looks a lot like a porn face […]
I find it fascinating how the Ancient Olympics in Greece celebrated the human body and all that the male form could achieve with athletes competing completely in the NUDE before an open stadium! Yup, it was an all-male event with all-male action. Then cut to the 2012 London Olympics, and I’m seriously baffled by […]
“That guy had a shitty kitty,” I heard some dude tell his friend over a tall cup of Joe at the Big Gay Starbucks. “That bitch had no business cruising Starbucks with a shitty kitty.” It wasn’t until I heard him say how Shitty Kitty painted his bird, that I finally realized what he meant […]
I went out dancing this past Saturday night. My bitch David M got me to dust off the beat up hooker heels and hit the town to shake some sweat off the boo-tay. He’s newly single and itching to umm…mingle (I know, lame, but what else rhymes with single?). I can’t tell you the last […]
I can’t EVEN pretend to give a shit about a 4th of July fireworks display or be anywhere near a bunch of amateur fools that light a fuse and put themselves and everyone around them in clear and present danger. I’m sorry, but fireworks are ghetto. Where I grew up (that would be Inglewood, so […]
This super skinny guy walked into The Big Gay Starfucks this morning totally free balling in some beat up sweats that left nothing to the imagination where his big business was concerned. The guy is clearly a fucking tripod and he’s not ashamed to let you know it. He was just parading that thingaling while […]