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May 23, 2017

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WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD

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The power went out in my gayborhood the other day.  I’m talkin’ about ALL fuckin’ day.   The south side of Santa Monica Blvd, east of Westborne Dr and west of La Cienega Blvd was completely left in the dark.  And I couldn’t find a candle to see the light anywhere inside my apartment— but

SAN FRANCISCO REALNESS

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  My ass was in San Fran recently and I could not help but think about all the times when I crawled out of this or that gutter from this or that corner after behaving like total and utter trash at this or that hole in the wall bar. It’s been a couple of years.

MY FAVE MOBILE IMAGE OF 2011

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I took this photo inside the Starbucks that’s on the corner of Sunset Blvd and Gower St back in November 2011.  I posted the photo on FB and for the most part people were like “W.hat T.he. F.uck!!!???”  Ghetto-ness aside, I find it funny as all fuck.  The balls of these two men lugging in

L.U.V. – MADONNA GETS A GOLDEN GLOBE NOM

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Wow!  The Bitch got a Globe Nom…for a song (and by ‘bitch,’ I’m referring to the woman that once said “I know exactly what I want, If that makes me a bitch, OK.”).  When I learned that the song Masterpiece was part of the W.E. movie soundtrack, I knew it was grasping for gold.  It’s

FROM WEDDING BELLS TO CHRISTMAS HELL

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I was itchy, fidgety and a slightly damp at the forehead in a suit looking like a grownup at a fancy-assed wedding that was taking place in the Four Seasons Hotel. My big-tittied bitch Linda was tying the knot. I was also reuniting with my big bootied bitch D.D. (sister of the bride) after three

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