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March 7, 2017

the hiss fit

THE BRACE FACE DIET

  Get a boyfriend and the chances of getting a pooch in the midsection are very likely (and I’m not talking about a furry, four-legged K-9 friend on your belly either, although we do have one of those also who loves to take naps on and around the gunt area).  Of course, I still workout,

THE 40-YEAR-OLD BRACE FACE

  I have to brace myself.  I got braces the other day.  They hurt like a mutherfucker and I feel like the exact opposite of anything remotely cute.   The only consolation to the pain and aesthetic torture is that there is light at the end of the of the metal tracks with a promise

EVIL DEVIL DOG FROM HELL

There is evidence that evil exists in the world–that’s for sure, but I’m not much of a believer in the devil; at least not in the biblical sense of the word–not much more than I believe that God is a white man with a white beard looking over a white fluffy cloud. My mother never

WEST HOLLYWOOD GHOST FAT

The very best thing about a Subway sandwich is that it doesn’t matter which sandwich you order, they all tend to taste the same. I got a taste of the bitter pill that can be the WeHo lifestyle the other day while I waited to order a club sub at the Subway on Santa Monica

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