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March 7, 2017

rehab

CHI CHI LARUE IS OFF THE CHAIN

And by off the chain, I mean Larry Paciotti–better known to common folks as porn director, DJ, and drag personality, Chi Chi LaRue–continues to lay off of the drugs and the booze. Chi Chi made headlines last year when she found herself on girl interrupted status (more like girl intervened) after she posted a video on

OPEN WIDE!!!

We’ll call her Lorena.  In her Hey Day, she was a one of those show queens at Plaza–that ghetto fab dive bar that features Mexican vaudeville drag acts lip synching to Spanish hits on La Brea Boulevard (the real fun is watching these non-English speaking divas lip synch to English hits; their lips move, but

THE 40-YEAR-OLD BRACE FACE

  I have to brace myself.  I got braces the other day.  They hurt like a mutherfucker and I feel like the exact opposite of anything remotely cute.   The only consolation to the pain and aesthetic torture is that there is light at the end of the of the metal tracks with a promise

BAD DIRTY SECRET SANTA

It’s Christmas Eve. We all get together at my family’s this evening.  We usually open presents at the stroke of midnight—or I should say we watch my nephews and niece open presents at 12 a.m., cuz it really boils down to the kids at this point in our lives.  I have 5 nephews and 1

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