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April 20, 2017

humor

TINY TEXT GONE WRONG

I was going through it.  My ass was completely spun out after THE very worst breakup I’ve ever experienced in my entire gay career–actually the breakup wasn’t so bad (that relationship was sooo over); I would’ve been fine, until the morning after when I found out the new ex had himself a new boyfriend 24-hours

DON’T QUOTE ME

    The quote you see below is still floating all over the internet to this day.  This gem comes from the Windy City Times website; I believe the year is 2003.  I was shit-kicked into rehab only 10 days into 2007, so you can only imaging the level of insanity that was my life

EVIL DEVIL DOG FROM HELL

There is evidence that evil exists in the world–that’s for sure, but I’m not much of a believer in the devil; at least not in the biblical sense of the word–not much more than I believe that God is a white man with a white beard looking over a white fluffy cloud. My mother never

THE UNFUNNY CAN BE SO DAMN FUNNY

Everyone think’s they’re funny, but very few people are–and the ones who INSIST they are funny, tend to be THAT much less. The Hollywood StarLine Tour mini buses are a very common sight on Santa Monica Blvd with those cutout rooftops that remind me of an open can of tuna, or like a mini van

PLAYING WITH FIRE CAN BURN

I reckon it comes as no kind of shocking surprise to most people who know me when I tell ’em that I loved to play with fire when I was a kid.  I’m talkin’ about some pyromaniac shenanigans that did not serve me too well in my little boy life.  Simply put, I liked watching things burn. 

MEET THE PARENTS IN SAN FRANCISCO

  It was a delicate situation when I finally found the nerve to bring the boyfriend home to meet the parents for the very first time.  I figured what better time to bring my “friend” over to meet the folks than around the holidays?  Of course the “friend” was nervous as all hell for he

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