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July 9, 2017

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THE BRACE FACE DIET

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  Get a boyfriend and the chances of getting a pooch in the midsection are very likely (and I’m not talking about a furry, four-legged K-9 friend on your belly either, although we do have one of those also who loves to take naps on and around the gunt area).  Of course, I still workout,

HUGE COKE WHORE – CAN’T SMELL

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  I tripped over a baggy of cocaine the other day, which really tripped my ass out (trussst me – I didn’t have to give it the old rub-on-the-gums taste test  to know it was coke).  It was a tiny speck– not more than a few key-bumps-worth and definitely not something to relapse over, but

USING DREAMS

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  I woke up to endless using dreams this morning–meaning I dreamt that I was high as high could be and the party in my dreams was not pretty.  I hardly ever have using dreams, and when I do, I’m never high in my dream state.  I don’t actually go through the motions of euphoria

A CLOSE CALL

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This ditty goes back to the crazy tweaker dayz.  This was about seven years ago.  My ass was on a mean one–I’m talkin’ about a disgusting 3-day run where I hadn’t slept in three days, and I was running on empty with nothing more than Gatorade and tweak in my system.  I had just crawled

HOW HIGH?

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I saw this guy at Starbucks this morning and I just HAD to take a pic.  I’m sorry, but people who really get high don’t like to advertise that they get high. Do they? I reckon you advertise you’re high to score more dope.  People also put it out there because people get high to

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