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July 12, 2017

Hiss Fits

2012 LONDON OLYMPICS & THE MODEST SPEEDO PEOPLE

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I find it fascinating how the Ancient Olympics in Greece celebrated the human body and all that the male form could achieve with athletes competing completely in the NUDE before an open stadium!  Yup, it was an all-male event with all-male action.   Then cut to the 2012 London Olympics, and I’m seriously baffled by

SHITTY KITTY

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“That guy had a shitty kitty,” I heard some dude tell his friend over a tall cup of Joe at the Big Gay Starbucks.  “That bitch had no business cruising Starbucks with a shitty kitty.” It wasn’t until I heard him say how Shitty Kitty painted his bird, that I finally realized what he meant

DANCING DICKS ON A DISCO STICK

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  I went out dancing this past Saturday night.  My bitch David M got me to dust off the beat up hooker heels and hit the town to shake some sweat off the boo-tay.  He’s newly single and itching to umm…mingle (I know, lame, but what else rhymes with single?).  I can’t tell you the last

FIRECRACKER-FIRECRACKER BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

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I can’t EVEN pretend to give a shit about a 4th of July fireworks display or be anywhere near a bunch of amateur fools that light a fuse and put themselves and everyone around them in clear and present danger. I’m sorry, but fireworks are ghetto.  Where I grew up (that would be Inglewood, so

FREE BALLERS

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This super skinny guy walked into The Big Gay Starfucks this morning totally free balling in some beat up sweats that left nothing to the imagination where his big business was concerned.  The guy is clearly a fucking tripod and he’s not ashamed to let you know it.  He was just parading that thingaling while

UP IN SMOKE

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It’s interesting how knowing what we know about the dangers of smoking, and people still smoke.  It’s crazy, considering smoking is not cool, not sexy, nor is it socially acceptable anymore.  The soundbite we get nowadays is that smoking is gross;  it’s a slow killer that can also harm those around you; it’s bad for

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