Right-wing Pepe Le Frog mascot, Milo Whatshisfuck had a messy weekend following an embarrassing appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher last week, where he was told to go fuck himself for saying his usual pay-attention-to-me bullshit that’s too boring to get into.
The shitty mess took an interesting turn when the white supremacist darling was forced to answer to a video that’s making the rounds all over social media today. A 2016 podcast of “The Drunken Peasants” clearly shows the provacatroll defending and glorifying pedophilia in all his look-at-me-I’m-edgy grossness.
He goes so low as to send a grateful shoutout to Father Michael and says, “I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him.”
And of course, in true Trump American alternative facts fashion, we’re not supposed to believe what we hear with our own ears–the words coming out of missy’s filthy mouth, which went something along the lines of:
“We get hung up on this sort of child abuse stuff to the point where we are heavily policing consensual adults … In the homosexual world, particularly, some of those relationships between younger boys and older men — the sort of ‘coming of age’ relationship — those relationships in which those older men help those young boys discover who they are and give them security and safety and provide them with love and a reliable, sort of rock, where they can’t speak to their parents.”
Don’t believe me? Here’s more of what he said in favor of pedophilia:
This latest scandal may hit Miss Milo where it hurts, which is his pocket, because he’s scheduled to be a speaker at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) later this week.
It also threatens Milo’s relationship with the Republican party, because the GOP may not take too kindly to his softness on man/boy relationships. I mean, let’s be for reals here, the GOP can’t afford another man/boy controversy under their belt buckle.
Needless to say, we’re the idiots in this equation for calling him out as a PEDO-friendly asshole. And of course, he immediately backtracked the whole “I am now a good cocksucker, thanks to Father Michael” comment, because, well…
“I did joke about giving better head as a result of clerical sexual abuse committed against me when I was a teen,” he explained on his Facebook page. “If I choose to deal in an edgy way on an internet livestream with a crime I was the victim of that’s my prerogative,” he said. “It’s no different to gallows humor from AIDS sufferers.”
What a dumbshit.
I swore I would never mention he who must not be named, in this here Hiss Fit, because–take it from someone with experience on the matter–that wannabe modern day Marquis De Sade will say ANYTHING to see his name printed, HOWEVER with this latest shit show, I found myself much too happy to oblige.
Now we wait to see if SCROTUS has anything to add in regards to innocent Milo’s freedom of speech.