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July 10, 2017

CALL FOR A REAL GOOD TIME


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This is the kind of immature Latino bullshit drama that one can’t help but attach to the essence that is South Beach Miami FL.  This is how my peeps do it, right down to the poor grammar.

The flyer you see above was posted all over Ocean Drive in the heart of the Art Deco District.  I’m sure there’s a juicy story behind this little signage with two possibilities that come to mind:

A) The guy “Leo” is a professional and he ain’t playin’ around by posting his line of business on front street (well … maybe not so professional).  Dumb bitch is giving you coupon specials (the 1st hit is ALWAYS free) and digits with extensions and all the fixings (note the happy ending).

B)  This is most likely some silly, girlie “call for a good time” revenge plot that should’ve been scrawled in a men’s restroom stall (it’s what decent folks did back in my day) and not right out in public for grandmothers and children to see.  One can only imagine what poor Leo did to face the wrath of the queen who took the time to print and post.  I wonder if Leo got caught cheating with Christian.  The sign tells you to ask Christian, not to ask for him.  I wonder if the phone number leads to Leo’s job.  I wonder how many people pulled out their phones and actually called the number to get in on the drama (“Mija!  Que paso?  Cuentame el Chisme!).  I wonder how many people pulled out their phones and took a picture (evil grin).  I wonder how many people actually believed this was a real deal offer.  I do wonder.

And I’m left wondering.  I didn’t make the call.

Truth is, I like my two versions better.

Latin Drama. You gotz to love it.

Luv,
Me

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About Paulo Murillo,

Paulo has been writing for the gay media for over 16 years. He made his debut as a columnist for FAB! Newspaper. He has written for LA Health News, IN Los Angeles, Frontiers and The Fight Magazine. He has been featured in The Bay Area Reporter, XY Magazine, Bay Windows, Windy Times, and Press Pass Q, He has been quoted in the pages of Edge Magazine, Gay & Lesbian Times, Seattle Gay News, Fuges, and in a shitload of online news outlets and blogs, thanks in large part to Rex Wocker’s Quote on Quote – Wockner Wire.

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