OMG!!! I can’t believe some of the shit I put out there for people to read.
I had been writing this column for a few months and the hate mail kept pouring in talkin’ about how I can’t write, I’m a hateful hack and there were these annoying accusations about me sucking some dick to get this column space.
Then this lil’ ditty came out about sexual labels where I delved into some hokey pokey and THAT was the turning point for me (?). The entire piece is in extremely poor taste, but people loved it. I admitted to fucking and getting fucked and suddenly I had something to say. They decided there was a powerful message to my drivel. And people actually called me a good writer.
I guess it goes to show–when in doubt–go with what you know.
Keep in mind that this was written a long time ago, back when I was old enough to know better, but still young enough not to give a fuck.
Of course, it all came back to bite me in the ass in the end, but there’s something to be said for being so brutally honest–if not blatantly naive. And yes, some of the sordid details make me cringe today, but honestly, for the most part…
I. AM. NOT. ASHAMED!!!