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July 9, 2017

L.U.V. – MADONNA GETS A GOLDEN GLOBE NOM


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Wow!  The Bitch got a Globe Nom…for a song (and by ‘bitch,’ I’m referring to the woman that once said “I know exactly what I want, If that makes me a bitch, OK.”).  When I learned that the song Masterpiece was part of the W.E. movie soundtrack, I knew it was grasping for gold.  It’s a real perdy song.  Even the most M haters of all my friends are forced to give up the props.  I hope wins big–and by big I’m referring to the big O.  I also hope it’s not one of those songs that no one ever hears, or hears about until awards season.

I love Anderson Cooper (who doesn’t?).  I love the way M looks in his show, but I hate that she wore a leather dress (or is it rubber?) to the TV taping of an interview.  Attach a mic to that dress and it sounds like she’s farting every time she moves.  Whoever styled her in that outfit needs to be lashed across the back with a studded belt.  I remember she wore a leather jacket to Larry King way back when and it was the same deal.  Only he kept snapping at her not to move—I also remember Larry asking her what she thought about Hillary Clinton, and M responded with something like “She changes her hair a lot, doesn’t she?” It still makes cringe.

Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS MADONNA FOR YOUR GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION!!!  MAY YOU WIN, WIN, WIN!!!

And may you continue getting EXACTLY what you want.

You bitch.

 

 

 

Luv,

Me

 

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About Paulo Murillo,

Paulo has been writing for the gay media for over 16 years. He made his debut as a columnist for FAB! Newspaper. He has written for LA Health News, IN Los Angeles, Frontiers and The Fight Magazine. He has been featured in The Bay Area Reporter, XY Magazine, Bay Windows, Windy Times, and Press Pass Q, He has been quoted in the pages of Edge Magazine, Gay & Lesbian Times, Seattle Gay News, Fuges, and in a shitload of online news outlets and blogs, thanks in large part to Rex Wocker’s Quote on Quote – Wockner Wire.

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