Almost forgot. The Erotic City section of this year’s CSW Pride Festival had a show worth mentioning. They put on a little S&M display where they hog tied a hot guy and gave him a good flogging. I’m pretty sure I recognize the guy from one of them um … movie boxes. Anyway, the guy kept saying harder, HARDER and his thingaling kept getting smaller and smaller, so not sure if I bought that he got any satisfaction from a little bit of pain.
Then these real caricature looking hogs stepped in and positioned themselves next to the hot guy. They started doing their own rendition of pleasure vs. pain. It’s what I like to a call a passion killer.
My friend David summed it best when he said, “Uh … there’s the fantasy … and then there’s the reality.”
Everyone standing around thought the same thing, so of course we all laughed.
I’m sorry, but so damn true. What you see and what you want ain’t always what you get when you play dungeons and dragons.
That is all.