PORN LEGEND JEFF STRYKER AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE MEALS

I get a shitload of newsletters from PR people promoting everything from sober guys in drag doing a production of the Broadway musical AAnnie, to tidbits from the desk of David Forest, the mega agent madam to aging porn stars peddling this or that new porn face that looks a lot like a porn face from the porn past.

In a Forest Forum newsletter dated November 30, 2012, the news is out that gay xxx legend Jeff Stryker is BACK— “After his successful return to LIVE appearances, Adult Legend, Jeff Stryker will now make himself available for further nightclub engagements.” The press release reads. “He’ll also do private lunch & dinner meetings with interested fans.” 

“Private lunch & dinner meetings…” WHAT exactly does that MEAN (wink-wink)?

Of course, the letter contains two images of the bull himself exposing the horn that makes him famous.  On the one hand, I get that a guy’s gottah eat.  I say go ahead and get your free meal doing what you’re good at doing, et cetera, et cetera.  On the other hand, there’s a level of tragedy behind this tidbit.  The man is a private dancer in his 50’s doing nudie shows like he’s Madonna (but he’s not) and up for private meetings like he did in the 80s.

I can’t decide.  Is this the brilliant move from a porn legend who should continue riding that humongous horn as far as that horn will take him (I hear that horn is not what it used to be.  Sources tell me it’s all lumpy and puffy and gross due to too many sessions with a penis pump to make it bloat—or so I hear)?  Or is this supposed to make me sad, because it’s like really bitch?  All this time and you can’t figure your shit out?  Are you seriously back?

I get sooo confused sometimes.

Luv,

Me