I had an itch and I found this penny stuck to my back this afternoon. I was like, seriously? What the fuck!!!???
I don’t understand how it got there, or how it stayed on my back for so long. Did I roll on it in my sleep? I swear I showered this morning. Clearly I missed a spot.
Now I don’t know what to do with it. Am I supposed to keep it for good luck?
Strange…and a bit…alarming.